I Just Got A Fax From God: She’s Pissed



So I just finished reading the fax from God. For now, I’m going to leave out the more EXPLOSIVE parts. She did say that Pat Robertson was off of her “IM” list from now on. She commanded that I am to read this aloud to whomever I may come into contact with. Since I’m in no mood for a smiting, I’ll do my God-fearin’ duty and send out her Revolutionary message. Here goes:
Dear Imprisoned Chickens Of the World,
I love you so much and have failed you. Just know that I was testing them–not you. So what I want to do now is set things right. I welcome you home my loves. Come on home and…
Roost
PS: I’ve got two serious goodies in the pipeline that I can’t wait to put out. Stay tuned.